Us Iranians

Us Iranians wake up in Tehran in the mornings. Our business and shopping area is in Dubai. Our talent is discovered in Tehran, but our genius blossoms in Europe. We go to France or London to study, but as we do not like to work in Europe, we work in the USA. Any time we lose our job, we go to Central Europe to claim unemployment benefit.
Our television programs are broadcast from Los Angeles and watched in Khorram Abad. We make our films in Iran’s deserts, but we show them in Venice, Paris and Berlin and win awards for them there.
In Cologne we support a republic and in Tehran monarchy; our most important political articles are written in Evin prison, but read in Paris. From Washington we become an election candidate, but we are not accepted in Tehran, so we boycott elections in Berlin and in London we decide to have a referendum. In Holland we become member of parliament and in Israel a president. In Tehran we disagree with the government, in Iraq we fight with the government, but in Lebanon we defend the government.
In Tehran we hold a rock concert, but our classical concert is loved by German audiences in Frankfurt; in Ankara we go to Persian pop music concerts, but we dance in Anatalya. In Canada we win the beauty competition. Our women’s rights are abused in Mashad, but we defend women’s rights in Sweden.
Our crown prince lives in USA, our queen lives in a French town, our ex-president lives in Paris, the head of our justice system was born in Iraq; in return Iraq’s Prime Minister lived many years in Iran and Israel’s president was born in Iran. We live in Iran, have fun in Turkey, make money in the USA and return to Iran to die.”