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Iran cancels Islamic Solidarity Games Over Persian Gulf Name!

persiancowboy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:24:24 +0000

I just learned that Iran has canceled the Islamic Solidarity Games after Saudi Arabia asked Iran to remove the term Persian Gulf from game medals and brochures and replace it with the name Arabian Gulf.

Here is Press TV’s earlier coverage:

Saudi Arabia has made taking part in Islamic Solidarity Games conditional on Iran’s use of the term Arabian Gulf instead of Persian Gulf.

The Islamic Solidarity Games is a multinational, multi-sport event, governed by the Islamic Solidarity Games Federation, (ISSF)responsible for the direction and control of the games.

In a meeting held in Tehran, Saleh Gazdar, ISSF Secretary General and Mohammad Bashir Al-Trabosli, ISSF Technical Committee Chairman asked Iranian officials to remove the term Persian Gulf from all game medals and brochures.

“They asked us to use the distorted name of Arabian Gulf during the contests. Iran, however, never retreats from its stance concerning the use of the Persian Gulf,” said Hasan Mirza Aghabeigi, executive secretary of the event.

“The Islamic Solidarity Sport Federation has always accepted the Iranian stance on the Persian Gulf. We are keeping the Persian Gulf name in all of our brochures, maps and medals,” he added.

“With the Federation accepting our stance, the technical committee is scheduled to check the stadiums in Tehran, Isfahan and Mashhad,” Aghabeigi said.

The games, which will take place October 16 to 30 in Tehran, Isfahan and Mashhad, include football, volleyball, basketball, handball, swimming, water polo, archery, fencing, weightlifting and table tennis.

Iran is hosting the event which will play a great role in strengthening solidarity between Muslims.

Ferdowsi1000.com and Ferdowsi Teach-In at Texas, 26-28 April 2009

persiancowboy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:49:31 +0000

Ferdowsi1000.com is devoted to the Persian language, Persian literature, and Iranian culture from the days of the Persian epic poet Ferdowsi onward. The site’s name alludes to the fact that a thousand years have passed since Ferdowsi completed his famous verse redaction of Persian Iranian legends, myths, tales, and history called Shâhnâmeh [(The) Book of Kings]. Ferdowsi1000.com got its impetus from a Spring 2009 Persian literature seminar at The University of Texas at Austin called “Ferdowsi’s Shâhnâmeh and the Epic Tradition” and a conference held in conjunction with the seminar called “Ferdowsi Teach-In at Texas.” In the Spring of 2010, a parallel Persian literature seminar on “Rumi and the Sufi Tradition” and a Rumi conference will take place. A Hâfez seminar and conference are in the works for the Spring of 1011.

Ferdowsi1000.com features reviews and review articles on Persian writing and writing on Iranian culture, English translations of Persian writing, essays on language, literature, and culture, annotated bibliographies on Persian language and literature and Iranian culture subjects, annotated links to other Persian language and literature and Iranian culture web sites, self-study Persian language materials, and announcements of events.

This Ferdowsi1000.com web site is designed by Hooman Hedayati and edited by Michael Craig Hillmann, who are located in Austin, Texas. As the site grows, other names will appear as Ferdowsi1000.com collaborators.

و… اينک ابتکاری ديگر

persiancowboy — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:47:36 +0000

خواهران بسيجی عزيز در صورتي که از نرم افزار فاسد ياهو مسنجر استفاده مي کنيد حتما با اين صحنه زشت آشنا هستيد.

بله اين در خواست بي شرمانه اي است که بدون در نظر گرفتن شرعيات براي شما فرستاده مي شود. خوشبختانه شرکت سيمانتک توليد کننده نرم افزار هاي امنيتي با نام معروف نورتون در راستاي استحکام پيوند هاي ديني با همکاري بخش آي تي جهاد سازندگي دست به ابتکار جديدي زده که قابل ستايش است. نرم افزار ضد پسر (آنتی بوی) محصول جديدی است برای شما.

اين نرم افزار که در نوع خود بي نظير است بر روي ياهو مسنجر شما نصب شده و در هنگام دريافت کردن پيغام به آناليز آن مي پردازد. در صورتي که پيغام دهنده پسر بوده و در ليست شما موجود نباشد از بر قراري ارتباط جلوگيري خواهد شد . بانک اطلاعاتي اين نرم افزار به صورت خود کار به مرکز امر به معروف و نهي از منکر منطقه متصل شده و نرم افزار را به روز مي کند .

در تصوير بالا شما تنظيمات مربوط به سيستم نامحرم ياب خود کار را مشاهده مي فرمائيد. برنامه اين امکان را براي خواهران عزيز فراهم مي آورد تا در صورت يافت شدن نامحرم به صورت خودکار صيغه محرميت توسط نرم افزار جاري شود و آي دي مورد نظر به ليست دوستان اضافه گردد.

در قسمت بالا طبق تنظيمات پس از يافتن نامحرم صيغه جاري شده و سوال “آيا وکيلم؟” از کاربر پرسيده مي شود. اين نرم افزار که تا سال آينده قابل بهره برداري خواهد بود يکي ديگر از مشت هاي محکمي است که به دهان آمريکا کوبيده مي شود. موفق باشيد.

التماس دعـا

Rafsanjani visits the construction of a new metro line in Tehran

Rezareza — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:08:26 +0000

Unusual picture of Rafsanjani out of his clerical robe

داستان ورود

Rezareza — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 18:33:44 +0000

هنگام ورود رییس جمهور احمدی نژاد به مجلس قدیم برای سخنرانی در مراسم ارتحال امام خمینی 13 خرداد 87

Tehran Ferdowsi square cartoon

persiancowboy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:36:38 +0000

A funny cartoon about Ferdowsi square by Bozorgmehr Hosseinpour

New Chemical Element has been discovered!

persiancowboy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:36:23 +0000

The recent hurricanes, tornadoes, and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Governmentium.

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistance neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called “morons”, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called “peons”.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but, instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentiums mass will actually increase over time, since each organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium – an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons, but, twice as many morons.

Ahmadinejad jumps off the stage

Rezareza — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:31:47 +0000

In a ceremony commemorating the Women’s day in Iran, Ahmadinejad shocked the audience by jumping off the stage to present an award to Shahid Motahari’s wife. According to reports, he jumped off the stage after he noticed that the wife of the Martyr is old and cannot stand up. Although, the act is nice on its own, I think someone has forgotten to remind the president that there are stairs and one usually does not have to jump off the stage.

Khamenei is buying My Life By Bill Clinton

Rezareza — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:16:36 +0000

Only in Iran

persiancowboy — Wed, 14 May 2008 04:28:24 +0000

The conference of Quran and Health

Iranian media just doesn’t ask this girl about her views, but they also provide the response.

===> Islamic Republic St. ===>
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